Rainy day and house sitting for Desi’s boss house with Boo our baby for the night @tinyangl
WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I FREAKING SAY? I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WHAT NOW, Y’ALL CAN SUCK IT!!!
To everyone who said I pronounced it wrong…I expect handwritten apologies.
I will forever pronounce it wrong then. I am not sorry.
I don’t care what he says. I do what I want.
This isn’t new news. He’s been saying this for years.
(Source: tom-bass, via jaxtheripper13)
Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
Bitch Lulu…
(via swaggaright2090)
Final word:
I’m not remotely as upset about a white actor playing an Indian character in a pre-existing franchise as I am about the fact that there are no Indian characters being made the leads of new franchises.
do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
(Source: drarna, via peacelovejennelle)
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
AW BANDIT IT’S OKAY.
Hiro does this too.
(Source: yugoslavic, via valderie)
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
(via cookiekween)
